"Engineer is coming. He's gonna sort out the toilet..ahhh behhh"
Dawn Marie Clive
"When I first started here, I was originally employed to file paperwork away. Now I'm the engineer, book keeper, toilet roll getter.."
"An engineer is the one who washes his hands before go to the toilet. #truestory"
"When Scott Paper Company first started manufacturing toilet paper they did not put their name on the product because of embarrassment."
"#facts When Scott Paper Company first started manufacturing toilet paper they did not put their name on the product because of embarrassment"
"@spo0ky hmmm I challenge! What about the manufacturing process for toilet tissue inc. bleaching? Surely more water gets used? ;)"
"Is it too much to ask that the business of Lobbying become as lucrative as the business of manufacturing toilet seat covers? #p2"
"RT @whatsamatta_u: Is it too much to ask that the business of Lobbying become as lucrative as the business of manufacturing toilet seat covers? #p2"
"General Pipe Cleaners T6FL-DH Teletube Toilet Auger with Down Head: Guaranteed against manufacturing defects for... "
"I realized that taking poops at work really cuts down on your manufacturing overhead expense of buying toilet paper for your house. #Acct101"
"We can clone animals but we can't engineer a toilet that doesn't splash when you pee. #wtf #camontechnology"
"If you're pretty clever but never mastered using a toilet - you'll make a great engineer. They're a type of person not profession"
"@bikechannel ffs! Please get your sound engineer some better equipment, it's like it was recorded in a toilet!!"
"Sky have been. TV back on. The engineer had a dump in my toilet. Stank. Really, really stank. #dirtysmellybastard"
"An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet…anya
""the coffee machine is leaking" or "the toilet won't flush"? I am neither the maintenance man or the coffee machine engineer!"
"Virgin engineer visited. Used my toilet and broke the seat. He has offered the cash to replace. Decent I thought."
"The most fucked up shit just happened, my BB felll into the toilet ,,,,, am trynna fix that shit but I ain't no engineer :'( whyyyy"
"Shame the way everyone picks on Aggies It was an Aggie engineer that created the toilet seat but a UT engineer stole the design & cut a hole"
"RT @AggieJokes: Shame the way everyone picks on Aggies It was an Aggie engineer that created the toilet seat but a UT engineer stole the design & cut a hole"
""Ooh, I like your toilet seat; it's dampened so it closes slowly" is a phrase only an engineer would ever say."