"An engineer is the one who washes his hands before go to the toilet. #truestory"
"Engineer is coming. He's gonna sort out the toilet..ahhh behhh"
Dawn Marie Clive
"When I first started here, I was originally employed to file paperwork away. Now I'm the engineer, book keeper, toilet roll getter.."
"@spo0ky hmmm I challenge! What about the manufacturing process for toilet tissue inc. bleaching? Surely more water gets used? ;)"
"Is it too much to ask that the business of Lobbying become as lucrative as the business of manufacturing toilet seat covers? #p2"
"RT @whatsamatta_u: Is it too much to ask that the business of Lobbying become as lucrative as the business of manufacturing toilet seat covers? #p2"
"General Pipe Cleaners T6FL-DH Teletube Toilet Auger with Down Head: Guaranteed against manufacturing defects for... "
"I realized that taking poops at work really cuts down on your manufacturing overhead expense of buying toilet paper for your house. #Acct101"
"When Scott Paper Company first started manufacturing toilet paper they did not put their name on the product because of embarrassment."
"#facts When Scott Paper Company first started manufacturing toilet paper they did not put their name on the product because of embarrassment"
"Sky have been. TV back on. The engineer had a dump in my toilet. Stank. Really, really stank. #dirtysmellybastard"
"@bikechannel ffs! Please get your sound engineer some better equipment, it's like it was recorded in a toilet!!"
""the coffee machine is leaking" or "the toilet won't flush"? I am neither the maintenance man or the coffee machine engineer!"
"An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet…anya
"Virgin engineer visited. Used my toilet and broke the seat. He has offered the cash to replace. Decent I thought."
"The most fucked up shit just happened, my BB felll into the toilet ,,,,, am trynna fix that shit but I ain't no engineer :'( whyyyy"
"Shame the way everyone picks on Aggies It was an Aggie engineer that created the toilet seat but a UT engineer stole the design & cut a hole"
"RT @AggieJokes: Shame the way everyone picks on Aggies It was an Aggie engineer that created the toilet seat but a UT engineer stole the design & cut a hole"
""Ooh, I like your toilet seat; it's dampened so it closes slowly" is a phrase only an engineer would ever say."
"We can clone animals but we can't engineer a toilet that doesn't splash when you pee. #wtf #camontechnology"
"If you're pretty clever but never mastered using a toilet - you'll make a great engineer. They're a type of person not profession"